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Writer's pictureMark Sheldan

Life on the Lube Rack


acrylic painting by me

There was a time when I went to work with a socket in my pocket, grease in my eyeballs and oil in my brains. Yes, I was a young lad on the lube rack. It was the slimiest job I ever had but it led me to embark on an apprenticeship in auto mechanics. After a year and a half of slogging it out in the smelly pit this funny song blossomed. It was recorded at Fluid Sound where we threw in myriad sound effects and silly noises. For added ridiculousness I hired an opera singer to wail in the background. This comedy number takes people by surprise when I trick the listener's mind into thinking dirty thoughts.



Me hard at work

For today's blog I give you my latest poem:

Confessions to the Father


Forgive me father, I have sinned

It's been a while since words flowed from pen The heavy days interfere in useless fashion

I’m sagged, I'm bagged, I'm old, I'm lost

My spirit’s broken, I’ve paid the cost

Of hunting for a dream that gives me passion

I hang onto my grocery cart

I can’t imagine where to start

With no wisdom to impart in your direction

The perfect drink, the perfect bar

A summer night with a shooting star

But every phrase reeks of imperfection


I wrestle ghosts and try to write

But the page is blank and the pen won’t bite

Poetic flow is a distant mole worth lancing

Now and then I find the time

To enjoy enough to create a rhyme The words become the dream that I’m romancing

A statue screams with jaws of stone

The grizzle dangles from a bone

My hunter's knife is reaching for my jugular

And still my morning starts at 5

I stretch to check if I’m alive And hobble to the coffee shrine of purpose


Every day is an endless scheme

Of rotted hopes and silly dreams I can't recall what my true love said this morning Some list of food including bread I'd have to buy or I’ll drop dead In some produce section overlooking Heaven

I scratch the itch and touch the wind

Squeeze my brain and look within And howl in the night like hungry ravens

I know you love the symphony

The sharpened claws of destiny

Hence these priceless bits of inspiration

Red wine flowing cracks the ice

Time to take my own advice And turn my scrambled visions into portraits

I open up my treasure box

And only find a tongue that talks In tongues I cannot understand or fathom

A distant voice calls out my name But my name's been changed so I can't be blamed For sifting grains of someone else's laughter

A naked woman sings to me

And I am sure that you'll agree We listen to the babe who glows with freedom

Her breasts are open to the wind

Her arms reach out and welcome in

The man who sees the question to his answer

The menu is a flopping fish

Upon the shore beside the wish That she might serve it up with good intentions

She breathes the power of the sun

And tells him he’s the only one It makes him feel like he can be her hero

I can tell that winter’s gone

By the crows upon my mossy lawn Stealing ribbons I've tossed into the wasteland

I said "yes" - they said "nope”

I jumped in the lake of hope Reaching out with arms that have no freedom

Do you hear my solemn voice

As I balance fate, need and choice And do you have a song that you can offer?

I’m in search of diamond light

Imagination feeds the fight A picture of the present and the future

Hoping for poetic air

A form of thought not round or square I'm looking for the eyes expressing laughter

I stand naked without shame

And dance beneath the pounding rain That’s drumming on the old tin roof like questions

As I confront my broken past

I'm bound to open one more flask And reflect upon the notion that I'm ready

But I am weary to the bone

And even though I'm not alone I just lie down to auto tune my heartbeat

Let the sunset kiss my brow

With the warmth of here and now And soothe the pain of nothing going nowhere

I confess to you and yours

Like a creampuff soaked with cures For everything that ever really matters


I tip my hat, I say adieu before I think of something new

The truth is in the clouds that never scatter

Written by Mark Sheldan


my second felted painting.

Lea got me hooked into felting. Hours of poking needles into wool is one of the strangest art forms I have ever attempted. But I like it. If you are not satisfied where a blob of colour ends up you just pick it off and put it somewhere else!

It's painting with wool. This picture might represent what I feel like after a long, hard day's work.




me relaxing after work










Thanks to everybody for supporting me and my music and taking the time to read my blogs.

I hope it gives you a tickle of pleasure in this cold, hard world.


To listen to a full version of 'Life on the Lube Rack', go to my songs page on my website: www.marksheldan.com


To listen on Spotify go to:

https://open.spotify.com/album/0a4kxLsHASR5HFPQQdADIX?si=IePO4Vq0Q9WJQ9d-6JkNwA


Here are the lyrics so you can sing along with me


Life on the Lube Rack


Early in the morning I punch in the clock

Then my body goes into shock

I go to the lunchroom still in a dream

I open my locker and my coveralls scream


Turn on the compressor and I turn on the light

I remember I forgot to sleep last night

The stuff I was drinking sure got me thinking

And I think I was drinking all night


Life on the lube rack sure can be strange

With grease in my eyeballs and oil in my brains

There's a socket in my pocket and I know it won't fit

And the transmission fluid keep smelling like -


Shivers are running up my spine

Cause mechanics keep honking them horns all the time

Take my battery water, my funnel and blocks

It wouldn't surprise me if they took both my socks


Oh, then there's the mileage I've put on the floor

Just to get to the parts department next door

Only to discover I shouldn't have bothered

Cause they ain't got the parts I came for


Love is just like an oil change

It's something that everyone needs

Without it we lose all our bearings

Just pull out your dipstick and see


Life on the lube rack sure can be strange

With grease in my eyeballs and oil in my brains

There's a socket in my pocket and I know it won't fit

And the transmission fluid keep smelling like -


Ship all them filthy old engines to me

I'll make 'em feel like they swam in the sea

A good lubrication is like a vacation

A vacation is just what I need


Now you've heard about Jesus and how He walked on the sea

And you've heard of the statue of liberty

And you've heard of the great me who set us free

Now you've heard of the lube rack and me


written by Mark Sheldan

copyright 1992 socan


wrench on vacation

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